The Voyage is over! Guess Who's Back Touring?

 The once so-called JPOP princesses BoA and Koda Kumi are back on stage! Or they were... Because them tours are almost, or over already! They surely don't know the meaning of peace.

Just like any other performer under contract with AVEX, and a recently released album; these hoes had to tour for Bon Voyage and Who's Back?. Oh, also AFTERSCHOOL's irrelevant asses will be touring in November after Dress To Kill was sent to die back in March.





Check out some previews of what's about to be released soon, or by the end of 2014/early 2015:

New Release - BoA "Who's Back?" 03/09/2014

Is dis bitch fo' real?

                                               

                                                                      BoA is finally dropping a new album!!

Or at least the album itself it's new, cuz da songs have all been released before, and no, one new track doesn't make a new album. Who dis bitch think she is?!! Releasing a full studio with only ONE NEW SONG after a 4 year gap?!?!?! I was hating on Ayu for releasing Love Again, because that shit was a compilation of her last two mini albums, which were released 3 and 6 weeks before. But dis shit right here... NO. Tracklist and covers:

MARIA and her cheap trick are back in the PV for "aaight". Some other dudes are featured too.

"Who's yo daddy?"

 J-Urban MARIA SPOTED IN A NEW MV!

After a long awaited return, the one and only female pimp has made a return. The queen of pimpin' is not alone, she brought the famous blonde trick from her *now classic* Helpless Hoe video with her. And they're both heavily featured in the MV for "aaight", which is a track from some Souljha something, and also features a guy whom may have been in prison.

Shit just got real with FAKY. First and last release of the group: "The One".

My reaction to these news.

FAKY is dat girl group AVEX made up last year. They marketed and hyped the girls as the group we all were waiting for: "Something real and new", "Bilingual members with actual talent", "World class music", etc. They premiered their debut song Better Without You on TV, not only in Japan, but in a few other european countries as well. So, with all the hype, teasers, and all the shit in between, these chicks were expected to deliver and get themselves a nice career.... But it seems dat ain't gonna happen, cuz there's some DRUUUAMUUUH! 

Jpop's newest solo male act, Natt Weller wears a skirt for his new video "Burning in The Light".

Paul Weller's son Natt Weller is debuting as a solo artist in Japan. Do I know who this guy or his dad are? Not really, I made some research but I only payed attention to the relevant, which is:

Ratchet Wannabees WA$$UP are coming back, they keep popping those flat booties.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you South Korean girl group WA$$UP. Yes, it is stylized like that. You may be thinking "anotha girl group!?", well yes, another one. But these chicks are different! Just check the picture above, first of all they are using the Brazil World Cup as a concept, and there's a couple of tanned members!.

They debuted last summer with this song/video:

MARIA be making you feel Helpless.

Oh the irony, the irony. MARIA's singing about how much she dislikes a hoe for doing what a hoe does.

Yet she looks like she works in a sex shop with all that black duct tape around her body and big fake tits, all while rapping under a bunch of cheap skanks and grabbing some butt cheeks.